Don’t make old people mad

An old man became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for £500, if not cured, get back £1,000.”

Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get £1,000. So he went along to the clinic.

Dr. Young: “Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?

Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”

Dr. Young: Aaagh!! – “That’s petrol!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be £500

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young:  “I’ve lost my memory, I can’t remember anything.”

Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Dr. Young:  “Oh, no you don’t – that’s petrol!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back.  That will be £500.”

Dr. Young (after having lost £1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr.Young: “My eyesight’s become weak – I can hardly see anything!”

Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, so here’s your £1000 back.” (giving him a £10 note).

Dr. Young: “But this is only £10!”

Dr. Geezer:  “Congratulations! You’ve got your vision back! That will be £500.”

Moral of story  — Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “old Geezer”

Remember: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to tick us off.

Have a good day!